90% of people on tumblr should never reproduce ever
90% of the people on tumblr never will get the chance
(via shavingryansprivates)
Be Free of Yourself
90% of people on tumblr should never reproduce ever
90% of the people on tumblr never will get the chance
(via shavingryansprivates)

Pay your taxes or be sent to the Shadow Realm
(Source: 8ight15ive1, via fuckyouimjosh)

That’s the kid that drove his grandmas car and crashed ut the fucking hoodrat
“I just wanted to do hoodrat stuff with mah friends.”
(Source: wafflesisacoon)

Somebody tried to stump this squid by putting it in front of a background that its camouflage mechanisms could never hope to imitate…
So it turned itself transparent.
stick it to the man, Squid.
“Man, FUCK yo’ plaid.”
(via firstbuilder)